Banned from Walmart

A girl I work with emailed this to me. I thought it was funny!!
BANNED
FROM WAL MART........ ...


This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on
Her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found
Shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally
Unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to
Browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
Following letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this
behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from
the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed
below and are documented by our video Surveillance cameras.


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in people's carts When they weren't looking.


2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go
off at 5-minute Intervals.


3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the women's Restroom.


4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."


5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put
a bag of M&M's on Layaway.


6. August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR"
sign to a carpeted area.


7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department
and told other shoppers he'd Invite them in if they would
bring pillows and blankets from the bedding Department.


8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and
used it as a mirror While he picked his nose.


10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, he asked the clerk Where the antidepressants were.


11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.


12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
"Madonna look" by using Different sizes of funnels.


13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"


14. October 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, he assumed a fetal Position and screamed
"OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"



And last,
But not least ..



15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, then Yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no
toilet paper in Here!"


Regards,
Tom Richards
Walmart Manager


Hope everyone has a great day!! Hebrews 4:16

Fall Cook Out!

I cannot believe that we have been in Amelia for over two years and this is the first time I have had my brother and his family out. What a loser sister/sister n law i am. Anyways, I finally had them out. I not only had them but I had the Rivards, Martins, and Morgans. Between all of us, excluding Mike and Jan, there were 16 children. We had awesome weather!! The guys pitched horse shoes while the women just sat around and chit chatted. When the sun went down, Barry started a fire. We laid blankets out and sat chairs around the fire. We made smores and had a really relaxing evening.
Thanks everybody for coming. We had a great time!! See ya'll in October and the state police guy's house!!!
Hebrews 4:16

Our trip to wild and wonderful west virginia

What a great time we had. We had two sets of three generations that went this year. How many churches can say that. I absolutely love being with my mom like that, and this year I got to enjoy and share this meeting with my daughter. Here are a couple of pictures.

Wild and Wonderful West Virginia

Tomorrow a few ladies at our church will head out to Dr Jeff Owens church. This will be my daughter's first one. She is looking so forward to it. I am so excited for her to bond with all of us. We will actually be having two sets of three generations going. How many churches can say that? God is so good!
I will however be missing Candy and Angie on this trip.
Well I will take pictures and post them when I get back.
Hebrews 4:16

9/11

Seven years ago something happened in this country that we will never be able to forget; the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and United Airlines Flight 93. There was also another event that made a lasting impression in history and that was Jesus’ resurrection from the dead. He sacrificed His life so that we could have an enjoyable life. “I come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly”(John 10:10). Therefore, we must take advantage of every opportunity we are given to live our lives to the fullest! Be Blessed!!!
I am so thankful for that someone is out there fighting for my freedom so I can love those little ones that God has blessed my life with. God is so good! All the time!!
I am a nobody telling everybody about a SOMEBODY that can Save anybody.

Email

A friend of mine emailed this to me and I thought it was great and wanted to share!
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in
>>> > Chula Vista, CA. He wrote it for his third grade homework
>>> > assignment, to 'explain God.' I wonder if any of us could have done
>>> > as well ?
>>> > [ ... and he had such an assignment, in California, and someone
>>> > published it, I guess
miracles do happen ! .. ]
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > EXPLANATION OF GOD:
>>> > 'One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace
>>> > the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of
>>> > things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies I think
>>> > because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't
>>> > have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk.
>>> > He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > 'God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful
>>> > lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things,
>>> > pray at times beside s bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to
>>> > the radio or TV because of
this. Because he hears everything, there
>>>
>>> > must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought
>>> > of a way to turn it off.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > 'God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which
>>> > keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by
>>> > going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said
>>> > you couldn't have.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > 'Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there
>>> > are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our
>>> > church.'
>>> >
>>> > 'Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking
>>> > on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the
people who
>>>
>>> > didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him
>>> > preaching to them and they crucified him But he was good and kind,
>>> > like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what
>>> > they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > 'His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his
>>> > hard work on ear the so he told him he didn't have to go out on the
>>> > road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps
>>> > his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are
>>> > important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care
>>> > of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only
>>> > more
important.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > 'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you
>>> > because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the
>>> > time.'
>>> >
>>> > 'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God
>>> > happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like
>>> > going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come
>>>
>>> > out at the beach until noon anyway.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > 'If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be
>>>
>>> > very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with
you,
>>> > like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when
>>> > you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get
>>> > thrown into real deep water by big kids.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > 'But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you.
>>> > I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > And...that's why I believe in God.'
Remember Hebrews 4:16