Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Something to make women laugh!!!


1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers'.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Tal and Hunter

Tal and her friend Brenna

Tal not wanting me to take her picture but doesn't she look good in her uniform!!!!

Hunter posing for me...he really didn't want to lol

Barry helping Hunter get his uniform just right
Sorry for taking a week to post pictures of Tal and Hunter. Hunter won his opening game and played quite well...he is batting at .500. Tal did well also. She got hit twice in the batters box, but she didn't get hurt. They ended up losing but she played well. We have a busy schedule with the two of them playing. I hope all is well with everybody!!
Don't forget this Sunday is Easter Sunday!! Come celebrate the Resurrection of our Saviour at Hyles Baptist Church.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Softball and Baseball!!!!

Well tomorrow we kick the season off. Talley has to be at her ball field at 9 am and then her game is at 4. Hunter has to be at his opening day around 11:30 and his game is at 1. We are all pretty excited. Tal and Hunter are very excited. Tal has gotten her uniform and Hunter gets his tonight. BUSY BUSY BUSY!!!! I will post pictures from this weekend on Monday. Hope everybody has a great weekend!!! Remember Romans 8:26